Sponge bath it is.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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