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(214): View more from Texas

LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.

(972): View more from Texas

I worry about you sometimes...

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(228): View more from Mississippi

She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.

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(718): View more from New York

Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.

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(443): View more from Maryland

where are you?

(240): View more from Maryland

Hypothermia

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..

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(248): View more from Michigan

They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients

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(716): View more from New York

I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag

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