Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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