i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she looked like the before picture.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I love you. Go after that dick
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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