Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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