he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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