his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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