I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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