I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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