Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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