Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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