Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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