Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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