If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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