Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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