2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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