This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Oh god it's open bar.
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