apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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