either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
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