btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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