I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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