She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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