I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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