You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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