You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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