Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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