so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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