Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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