I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
time to smoke my breakfast
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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