If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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