So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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