I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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