I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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