when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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