I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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