tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
did you just send me my own nude
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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