Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Less talking, more tequila
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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