do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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