Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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