I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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