just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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