i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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