is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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