That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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