I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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