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he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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