But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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