so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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