Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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