we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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