i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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