Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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