But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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