On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
How drunk are you?
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