Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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