Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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